kayfabe

Anonymous asked: Hi. How are you?

My wisdom tooth is recreating the Great Escape with the side of my head.

mudwerks asked: wait - haven't you been having a birthday for like a week??!?...

Hey, if people are still going to wish me a happy birthday days after the fact, I’m still going to thank them!

derangedwriter asked: It's your birthday? Oh.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, man! Stay awesome! (smiles)

It was yesterday. The 29th of July, almost every year. Thanks!

bohemea asked: Happy Day After Your Birthday Day! I would have wished you a happy birthday yesterday, but I was too busy stealing all your birthday sex.

Did you get good presents? List them for me.

I bought myself some blueberry donuts, I didn’t even know these existed. Fun was had by all.

geekitoergosum asked: So, sucka... did you end up getting any presents for your birfday?

I wished for everyone to stop calling them “birfdays” and grow up. Thanks. I love you Spin!

helenofdestroy asked: HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY I HATE YOU MORE THEN LIFE ITSELF

This is the nicest things Helen has ever/will ever say to me. Thank you.

hoarr asked: Happy birthday, sucka. Hope that today is magical and shit.

-Bryan

This is the nicest things Hoarr has ever/will ever say to me. I’m impressed. Thank you.