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May 1st

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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patrick: so im flattered
patrick: cause im thinking she took 1 look at me and could tell i had an immaculate rectum
patrick: so she didnt bother checking
patrick: and then i was even more flattered, cause she touched my balls
patrick: and didnt have to
kurtis: haha, she liked you
patrick: yea. cause she said “ok, now i have to do a genital exam, which is just a visual examination to make sure everything is ok.” and as im pulling down my pants she goes “yknow what? ill just do the hernia check too”
patrick: she didnt have to touch
patrick: she wanted to.
patrick: long story short, good thing i had that dental dam in my wallet

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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6 Bands I Hate That Have Awesome Names (A Tragedy)

1. 30 Seconds To Mars 2. I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness 3. Jon Cougar Concentration Camp 4. The Rick Johnson Rock & Roll Machine 5. The Ted Dancin’ Machine 6. Anal Cunt

Apr 30th

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“Ladies love outlaws like babies love stray dogs.”

– Dusty Rhodes

Apr 30th

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You Know Who Really Sucks? The Doors →

bg5000: Sure, it’s just a crass attempt to drum up page views, but i can’t argue with the premise. Plus, some of the comments are golden. To wit: Think of Paris Hilton with a penis, a bucket of LSD, and a composition book. That’s Jim Morrison. Great stuff. I agree 1 billion percent.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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LAist: The Ten Most Annoying Singers →

Axl Rose: Yes, we know that aside from his gut-tastic Mtv performance earlier this decade, he hasn’t made any music since Hannah Montana was a baby. Never mind that now, he’s on this list because, for some goddamned reason, he’s still in the news. Why? Because people, (that’s you,) cannot accept the fact that Chinese Democracy is never coming out. Never. Ever. It’s not going to happen, and you...

Apr 30th

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