kayfabe

Feb 21

GPOY Tonight

GPOY Tonight

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kidsnowadays: Cruisin’ USA #1

kidsnowadays:

Cruisin’ USA #1

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merlin: Um. Finally!

merlin:

Um.

Finally!

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Feb 20

wellthatsjustgreat: Well now I want to write a children’s book: Kayfabe worked at the farm, Twas a sad chicken plucker. Dreamed of spreading great joy, As a grand birthday fucker! He was given the job For which he had vied, Once the current one passed. Yep, The Old Fucker died. But the birthdays proved more, Than the poor lad could handle. Contracted disease, For he blew more than candles. Ag And then, my friend, he died.

wellthatsjustgreat:

Well now I want to write a children’s book:

Kayfabe worked at the farm,
Twas a sad chicken plucker.
Dreamed of spreading great joy,
As a grand birthday fucker!

He was given the job
For which he had vied,
Once the current one passed.
Yep, The Old Fucker died.

But the birthdays proved more,
Than the poor lad could handle.
Contracted disease,
For he blew more than candles.

Ag

And then, my friend, he died.

thelasturinebender:

Imagine the Undertaker’s actual funeral not having any lights, smoke, theatrics and only lasting 5 minutes.

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clubberin: “The whippin’ you gonna get is gonna be shameful.”

clubberin:

“The whippin’ you gonna get is gonna be shameful.”

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Yewknee:  It’s a bummer that the images in the David Hilliard portfolio aren’t 50x bigger.

Yewknee: 

It’s a bummer that the images in the David Hilliard portfolio aren’t 50x bigger.

Happy Presidents Day.

Happy Presidents Day.