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“People always ask me, ‘How do you pronounce your name? Goldbloom or Goldblum?’ and I always tell them the same thing: ‘How dare you speak to me?’” — Jeff Goldblum (via taeminho:rand0mflora)
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tazar asked: hey buddy.
you're turning 25, we get it.
unless you save a god damn pack of endangered children from rabid drug addicted dogs or something, we dont care anymore.
eat cake, feel good, get over yourself, and remember this so you can bust the fuck out of my chops on my own birthday.
Birthdays are weird. You’re essentially celebrating another year of not dying. Is that really a cause for celebration? Moreover, the way things have been going in some of our lives, shouldn’t we lament 1 more year of misery and turmoil?
But fuck it, it’s the 1 day of the year I can be a complete and total asshole with a total lack of regard for my manners and appearance. Everyone gets a free pass on their day and that’s the way George “The Fuck-Machine” Washington wanted it.
It’s my BIRTHDAY!
This… is… AWESOME. Fan art sadly instead of a new Elseworlds story but still. Thinking of ordering myself one, what about you?
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Frame this print, and it’s an artifact from another—better—world.
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