badluckcrow asked: What do you do for a living?

I want to say Your Mom but the economy’s hittin’ everyone hard these days. :(

Ask me anything. I’ll tell you no lies.

heartandnerveandsinew asked: i'd let liam neeson punch my wolf

This is why I have to take your wolf away from you.

Ask me anything.

kgbcast:

Guaranteed to have wolf punching!

It’s like Dances With Wolves, but with punching.

kgbcast:

Guaranteed to have wolf punching!

It’s like Dances With Wolves, but with punching.

Tom Hanks’ Daughter Interviews Hanksy

EA: Speaking of serious, it seems like the moment you try and talk about art that is on the streets, you immediately run into these competing definitions—street art vs. tags vs. graffiti. Do you think the insistence on different categories has a place in the conversation about art, or is that boring?
Hanksy: You run into all the time. It’s frustrating. It’s like asking “What is art? What isn’t art?” I feel like the terms mean different things to different people. One person’s vandalism can be seen as another’s artistic expression. It is what it is. The internet, and people in general, will always attempt to lump things into categories. And they’ll always argue over it.
When I first moved NYC, I’d go on these long runs, all throughout lower Manhattan. And I’d see Muffin Milk everywhere. Different versions. And I’m like, “Wow this guy sure loves cursive.” Turns out it’s a t-shirt company or something. Is that street art? I considered it to be, despite the end goal of selling merchandise.

Tom Hanks’ Daughter Interviews Hanksy

EA: Speaking of serious, it seems like the moment you try and talk about art that is on the streets, you immediately run into these competing definitions—street art vs. tags vs. graffiti. Do you think the insistence on different categories has a place in the conversation about art, or is that boring?

Hanksy: You run into all the time. It’s frustrating. It’s like asking “What is art? What isn’t art?” I feel like the terms mean different things to different people. One person’s vandalism can be seen as another’s artistic expression. It is what it is. The internet, and people in general, will always attempt to lump things into categories. And they’ll always argue over it.

When I first moved NYC, I’d go on these long runs, all throughout lower Manhattan. And I’d see Muffin Milk everywhere. Different versions. And I’m like, “Wow this guy sure loves cursive.” Turns out it’s a t-shirt company or something. Is that street art? I considered it to be, despite the end goal of selling merchandise.

I changed as a person when I saw Ace Ventura. Because when I saw Ace Ventura, I became obsessed. I watched the movie as many times as I had to—back then, you couldn’t go on the internet and find the script—so I watched it as many times as I could to write my own script of Ace Ventura. Notebook pieces of paper were all over the place. And I’d practice it if my parents had company, or they had a dinner party and it got so obnoxious, I think my parents got a bit concerned because I wouldn’t stop doing the voices. Everyone was so annoyed with me. I vowed to myself to never do it again and now when I try to do it, the words don’t even come out. Tragic.

Eliza Coupe

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While serving time in a Texas high school, Tig Notaro failed three grades by entertaining classmates rather than entertaining the notion of a successful academic career. She decided to drop out of school in 9th grade at the tender age of 43 and move to Denver, CO., where she worked briefly in the music industry before moving to LA to lodge herself firmly into the always fun and always easy world of comedy. 

energyface:

I’m on Price is Right every time I set my alarm.  (Taken with instagram)

energyface:

I’m on Price is Right every time I set my alarm. (Taken with instagram)

If this song isn’t running in your head for the rest of the day, then you have no soul.

man-vs-weed:

“He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.”
This valentines day appreciate anyone and everything that you have love for in this crazy, unforgiving, yet wonderfully rewarding adventure known as “life.” 

He took his wife to Steak n Shake every year for Valentine’s Day. No wonder she left him.

man-vs-weed:

“He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.

This valentines day appreciate anyone and everything that you have love for in this crazy, unforgiving, yet wonderfully rewarding adventure known as “life.” 

He took his wife to Steak n Shake every year for Valentine’s Day. No wonder she left him.

hitfire asked: Follow back?

You motherfuckers don’t know how to act.