kayfabe
The last of a dying breed.
As well as looking like you’re slowly eating a badger, the Beardski is remarkably good at keeping out the cold. These one-size-fits-all wonders can be worn by absolutely anybody. So if you’ve ever wanted to feel like the old man of the mountain, or just need somewhere to hide your snacks, whip on a Beardskiand ignore the funny looks. They’re just jealous.
