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stayforthecredits:horrorbot:

I was going to say how I won’t be watching this movie, for the sole reason being that the animals look like the taxidermic versions of their real selves. I was going to then liken this technique to making a weird movie starring a lifeless human carcass going on capers and generally being mischievous. Then I was going to end on how much a stupid, creepy idea that was, and how much of a failure the concept is… then it occurred to me that I was describing Weekend At Bernie’s.