The last of a dying breed.
Jonah Hill in Knocked Up Deleted Scene
Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man? I mean, you make a supposedly, you know, ‘pro-gay movie’, and you don’t show one guy getting a hummer the whole movie, man. You know? What am I, fucking six years old? I can’t see a guy getting sucked off by another guy? I’m not a fucking kid. I can take it, Ang. I’m a realist, man. I like to see real shit going down. I see two guys in a tent in Brokeback Mountain? I wanna see a fucking 69. I wanna see an asshole eaten out. You’re telling me that shit doesn’t go down? Gyllenhaal’s mouth is practically watering the whole movie. Shove something in there.
And don’t even fucking bring up the movie Master and Commander. You’re telling me those guys weren’t taking it from each other? Peter Weir doesn’t have the fucking balls to show a bunch of guys sucking each other off on a boat! I can see Bruce Willis’ dick swinging to and fro in Color of Night, but I can’t see Jake Gyllenhaal taking a mouthful from Heath Ledger? What the fuck? What kind of a country do we live in?
I don’t want the veil over my fucking eyes anymore. And I don’t want Ang Lee telling me what’s sexy and what’s not. I’ve seen enough tits in movies. I sit here watching tits all day. I don’t need to fucking see Anne Hathaway’s tits. I need to see Jake Gyllenhaal on all fours getting a fucking mouthful of Ledger. That’s all I’m trying to say.