kayfabe

Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

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   GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He’s also never been in a boring one. Statham’s...

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    sheer brilliance

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    i see everything statham does. he is the man. transporter 3? opening weekend bitches. and it wasn’t even that good. but...

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    see Revolver….it’s a hidden jem.

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    I thought Snatch was a great movie.

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