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Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.
Patton Oswalt talks about his new found love for Jason Statham and how he could make many of the current releases better. (via danhacker) (via bg5000)
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    GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He’s also never been in a boring one. Statham’s...
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    onefootinthegrave:baitandswitch:
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    danhacker:onefootinthegrave:baitandswitch:
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  9. dylanchatterjee reblogged this from paulgulyas and added:
    sheer brilliance
  10. aplaceforfacts reblogged this from paulgulyas and added:
    i see everything statham does. he is the man. transporter 3? opening weekend bitches. and it wasn’t even that good. but...
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    see Revolver….it’s a hidden jem.
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    I thought Snatch was a great movie.
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