The last of a dying breed. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try{ var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-xxxxxx-x"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Tumblr (3.0; @kayfabe)http://kayfabe.net/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7c3zXRIH1qzx70zo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7c3zXRIH1qzx70zo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://droptoehold.com/post/17394859913/not-sure-who-im-rooting-for">droptoehold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not sure who I’m rooting for.</p> </blockquote>http://kayfabe.net/post/17394876459http://kayfabe.net/post/17394876459Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:04:01 -0500NWAStarrcade 84Jesse BarrMike Grahamwrestling<p>Shut up.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17392006411http://kayfabe.net/post/17392006411Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:11:31 -0500shut up kurtisunicornery<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2idlKqlV1qcwhbgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blissdreaming.tumblr.com/post/17329910741/floria-sigismondi">blissdreaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>Floria Sigismondi</p> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>is my childhood.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17389322442http://kayfabe.net/post/17389322442Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:21:46 -0500Floria Sigismondi<p>I think you got it all wrong. They grew a Hilary Duff on a hump. <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2006/06/02/1644154.htm">Like how they grew a human ear on a mouse</a>.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17387437741http://kayfabe.net/post/17387437741Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:43:51 -0500<p>I heard it grew three sizes that day.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17387233130http://kayfabe.net/post/17387233130Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:40:10 -0500<p>There’s no reason to throw insults around, fatass.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17387089707http://kayfabe.net/post/17387089707Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:37:33 -0500<p><strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/">differentisbetter</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/post/17386546544/kayfabe-hilary-duff-got-fat-you-would-too">reblogged</a></strong> your <strong><a href="http://kayfabe.net/post/17386520957/hilary-duff-got-fat">photo</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/post/17386546544/kayfabe-hilary-duff-got-fat-you-would-too">Hilary Duff got fat.</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>You would too, if you were pregnant.</blockquote> <p>I would never get fat. I’m pro choice.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17386917591http://kayfabe.net/post/17386917591Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:34:24 -0500differentisbetter<p><strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/">differentisbetter</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/post/17386546544/kayfabe-hilary-duff-got-fat-you-would-too">reblogged</a></strong> your <strong><a href="http://kayfabe.net/post/17386520957/hilary-duff-got-fat">photo</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://differentisbetter.tumblr.com/post/17386546544/kayfabe-hilary-duff-got-fat-you-would-too">Hilary Duff got fat.</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>You would too, if you were pregnant.</blockquote> <p>That is the joke.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17386618508http://kayfabe.net/post/17386618508Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:28:49 -0500differentisbetter<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz74wmBLo61qz73sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hilary Duff got fat.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17386520957http://kayfabe.net/post/17386520957Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:26:45 -0500hilary duff<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/02/alabama-politician-only-wants-poor-teachers.html">Shadrick McGill pretending to use a phone.</a>http://kayfabe.net/post/17384317601http://kayfabe.net/post/17384317601Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:40:05 -0500new york magazineShadrick McGillphones<a href="http://traffic.libsyn.com/kgbcast/kgbcast37.mp3">KGBcast #37: War is Over</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.kgbcast.com/post/17202901870/kgb-thirty-seven">kgbcast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The show’s format gets a bit of a shake-up as we handle weird news along with Gavin’s review of Pina 3D in the first half while the second half is reserved for thanking listeners, Superbowl commercials, listener questions and explaining how the Podcast War with Geek Bombast ended up. Also, Kurtis has never played Street Fighter II (wat).</p> <p><strong>Show Notes:</strong></p> <div> <ul><li><a href="http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Crime_Alley">Crime Alley</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.pina-film.de/en/trailer.html"><em>Pina</em> Trailer</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdYxuGmANIQ"><em>Pina</em>’s best 3D scene</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Sisters-3D-3d/dp/B001CGBS02">Kurtis’s 3D movie</a></li> <li><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-twLvtnByVxg/TvDIIkZOiaI/AAAAAAAABY4/4lYcxlPDr-E/s1600/kate+winslet+titanic+hat.jpg"><em>Titanic</em> hat</a></li> <li><a href="http://youtu.be/qCmMbohXn6o">Damn Raphael</a></li> <li><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Arrow_Vol_2_29"><em>Green Arrow</em> #29</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/street-fighter-retrospective/306054"><em>Street Fighter II</em> Retrospective</a></li> <li><em><a href="http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/121/1217890p1.html?utm_campaign=twposts&utm_source=twitter">The Simpsons Arcade Game</a></em></li> <li><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2012/01/27/145918343/rethinking-the-oreo-for-chinese-consumers">Rethinking The Oreo For Chinese Consumers</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.kgbcast.com/post/17294899438/oreo-flavor">Chinese flavored Oreos</a></li> <li><a href="http://oreofork.com/">Oreo Fork</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/25/indonesia-kick-woman-ghost?CMP=twt_fd">Indonesian man arrested for kicking woman he thought was a ghost</a></li> <li><a href="http://allison-rose.deviantart.com/art/Silent-Hill-Nurses-40115758"><em>Silent Hill</em> nurse</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2012/01/31/siri-doesn-t-do-scottish.html">Siri Doesn’t Do Scottish</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.thewrap.com/tv/article/american-family-association-ellens-gay-fire-her-35019">One Million Moms to JC Penney: Ellen’s Gay — Fire Her</a></li> <li><a href="http://youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY">How Bizarre, How Bizarre</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4eHPD40w4">Lou Bega - Mambo, No. 5</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/why-christina-aguilera-looked-leaky-at-etta-james-tribute-2012301">Christina Aguilera leaking fluids</a></li> <li><a href="http://aboveup.tumblr.com/tagged/lbbt/chrono">AboveUp liveblogs <em>Battletoads</em></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.geekbombast.com/">Geek Bombast Podcast</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/2012/royal-rumble-match">Sheamus wins the Royal Rumble</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHmEo0Bx7Q">Ferris Beuller commercial teaser</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhkDdayA4iA">Ferris Beuller Honda commercial</a></li> <li><a href="http://droptoehold.com/post/17126582075/super-halftime-heat">WWF Halftime Show: Mankind vs the Rock</a></li> <li><a href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/">Puppy Bowl</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70">Kristen Bell’s Sloth Meltdown</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-9EYFJ4Clo">Volkswagen dog commercial</a></li> <li><a href="http://misfittoys.tumblr.com/">Misfit Toy’s tumblr</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xPq6W1EoIc">New York City</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.cheshirecatstudios.com/forum/resources/judge-doom/2734">Judge Doom</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oX0jsp_aKg">Best James Bond Death Scenes</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4">Death Cab For Cutie in <em>Magical Mystery Tour</em></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/">The Beatles Never Broke Up</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvcQUX5ZewI"><em>Dinosaurs</em>’ final scene</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OS1q6f5Rc"><em>Seinfeld</em>’s final scene</a></li> </ul></div> <p><strong><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kgbcast/id442128164">Subscribe to iTunes</a> | <a href="http://kgbcast.libsyn.com/rss">RSS Feed</a></strong></p> <p><strong>Email us: email@kgbcast.com<br/>Call the KGBcast: (551) KURTIS-D!<br/><a href="http://www.twitter.com/kgbcast">Follow us on Twitter!<br/></a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/KGBcast/122218047865444">Like us on Facebook!</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>It took a while to get the show notes done (my bad) but here’s the latest episode of the KGBcast.</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17380593499http://kayfabe.net/post/17380593499Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:10:00 -0500kgbcast<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5yillknT1qzhacqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shelletor.tumblr.com/post/17361878739">shelletor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sooooooo there’s <a href="http://www.zeldadungeon.net/2011/12/fan-created-zelda-skyrim-mod/">a Link mod</a> for Skyrim.</p> </blockquote>http://kayfabe.net/post/17378826751http://kayfabe.net/post/17378826751Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:20:05 -0500skyrimzeldagamingmods<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6unzPlyf1qz73sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6unzPlyf1qz73sdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6unzPlyf1qz73sdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>The Kodak No.1 camera, invented by American George Eastman, was a simple, leather-covered wooden box - small and light enough to be held in the hands. Taking a photograph with the Kodak was very easy, requiring only three simple actions; turning the key, pulling the string, and pressing the button.<br/><br/>The Kodak No.1 produced <strong><a href="http://publicdomainreview.org/2011/11/10/kodak-no-1-circular-snapshots/">circular snapshots</a></strong>, two and a half inches in diameter. The Kodak was sold already loaded with enough paper-based roll film to take one hundred photographs. After the film had been exposed, the entire camera was returned to the factory for the film to be developed and printed. The camera, reloaded with fresh film, was then returned to its owner, together with a set of prints. [<a href="http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2012/01/kodak-no1-circular-snapshots.html?">source</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://kayfabe.net/post/17377737809http://kayfabe.net/post/17377737809Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:48:21 -0500photographykodak<a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/02/love-of-parasite-is-worth-nothing.html">A person who exists only for the sake of his loved one is not an independent entity, but a spiritual parasite. The love of a parasite is worth nothing.</a>http://kayfabe.net/post/17377454859http://kayfabe.net/post/17377454859Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:40:14 -0500lettersayn rand<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6u1kcOYH1qz73sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=86851">Please come true.</a></p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17377187464http://kayfabe.net/post/17377187464Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:32:25 -0500MacheteMachete Killsposters<object width="400" height="275" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="ep"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=25289" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><embed src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=25289" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="275"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.kgbcast.com/post/17326772226/puppy-conan-now-everyone-can-lose-their-shit">kgbcast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Puppy Conan</strong></p> <p>Now everyone can lose their shit. </p> </blockquote>http://kayfabe.net/post/17376802446http://kayfabe.net/post/17376802446Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:21:06 -0500ConanPuppy ConanTeam CocoPuppiesDogsConan O'Brien<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz260hMCwu1qeah6io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://discouragedfaces.tumblr.com/post/17251946620/i-need-this">discouragedfaces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> <p>I need this.</p> </blockquote>http://kayfabe.net/post/17375412762http://kayfabe.net/post/17375412762Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:40:06 -0500doctor pepperbbq saucefood<a href="http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/the-psychology-of-death-and-dying.html">Whoever you are and wherever you live, you will go. You will not be you anymore. Not exactly. You will be a corpse, a cadaver, a decedent, a “loved one.” You will be remains. The death industry employs more euphemisms than politicians do. Someone will find what’s left of you.</a>http://kayfabe.net/post/17374752174http://kayfabe.net/post/17374752174Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:20:05 -0500deathmorbid<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cc5jZ8nYkWg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>The Everything Challenge</strong></p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17374101150http://kayfabe.net/post/17374101150Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:00:05 -0500everything challengecinnamon challengemilk challengesaltine challengechubby bunny challengeice challengepowdered donuts challengewater challengefood<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5qgudhip1qz73sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>JLAvengers vs JLX > X-Men vs Avengers</p>http://kayfabe.net/post/17373491259http://kayfabe.net/post/17373491259Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:40:06 -0500comicsamalgamJLXJLAvengers