There is not a blonde on this planet who wouldn’t be altogether sexier and more alluring with dark hair. Sad thing is, most of them actually lightened their hair on purpose, which just proves that those with blonde hair are in fact dumb, and apparently it doesn’t even have to be naturally blonde hair for that law to apply.

Girls, stop bleaching your frigging hair. It doesn’t do you any favours. You look like a big bananahead, congratulations. — melissamaples