Guys, how hilarious is it that the Prime Minister of Canada had to invite his bosses from England to open the Olympics?

theisb

Can they get anymore Austrian?

One name guy…Lula! How far out on a limb is THIS guy?

Costas and Lauer talking about the President of Brazil. “This guy!” “One name guy!” Seriously. Can you imagine the s***storm if our president was referred to as “this guy?!” (via wellthatsjustgreat)

USA

USA

USA

A rich part of Canada’s history.

tylercoates:

Mom tried to live-blog the opening ceremony.

tylercoates:

Mom tried to live-blog the opening ceremony.

wellthatsjustgreat:

While watching a movie:

  • “Those people aren’t actually dying. The director has used special effects and a technique known as ‘acting’ to make it appear as if they are dying.”

While listening to music:

  • “After this song we can look forward to hearing ‘Go Your Own Way’ and other hits from ‘Rumors.’ Yep. That song I’m speaking over right now? Soon it will be over and will be followed by another song. I just thought you needed to know that right now. No. It couldn’t wait and no, I couldn’t just let you listen to both songs.”

While looking at a painting:

  • “While this painting is nowhere nearly as impressive as those Chinese paintings, it succeeds in a different way. We’ll be right back.”

Ag