Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, “I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays”.

Patton Oswalt talks about his new found love for Jason Statham and how he could make many of the current releases better. (via danhacker) (via bg5000)

ronworkman:theduty:

Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes

jonahray:

great show, great poster, great cause. go.

jonahray:

great show, great poster, great cause. go.

The Ettes - The Excuse

An interesting green screen video introduced by Director Tom Scharpling (played by the great Patton Oswalt) who spent the 81 million dollar CGI budget and has to make do without.

I’d love to be elbow deep in viscera.

Patton Oswalt, The Talking Dead

hoarr:

We haven’t been around for a long time, but we managed to actually get invited to the NYC Comic Con as press!  Not only did a normal show go up this week, we also posted two extra shows that feature interviews with some of my favorite people:

KGBcast #22: Off the Rails - Listen as Gavin and Kurtis get into a Connery-Off while Bryan tries to   maintain order amongst the chaos.  Also, Kurtis is sick, we talk about a   maize maze, and we sing a bunch more!
KGBcast Special: [NYCC] The Heart, She Holler Panel - Gavin is flying solo on this one, but he’s got special guest stars with   him!  Special thanks to Adult Swim for setting this up and allowing us   to speak with Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal, and Heather Lawless!
KGBcast Special: [NYCC] Adventure Time/Regular Show Panel - The second and final panel from the New York Comic Con as Gavin  manages  to talk to Pendleton Ward (creator of Adventure Time), Jeremy  Shada  (voice of Finn), Tom Kenny (voice of Spongebob/Ice King), J.G.  Quintel  (creator of Regular Show), Bill Sayler (voice of Rigby), and Sam  Marin  (voice of Benson/Pops/Muscle Man)!

Maybe next year, I’ll make it a point to be out in NYC to help Gavin out with the workload.  Absolutely fucking cool to have this.

hoarr:

We haven’t been around for a long time, but we managed to actually get invited to the NYC Comic Con as press!  Not only did a normal show go up this week, we also posted two extra shows that feature interviews with some of my favorite people:

KGBcast #22: Off the Rails - Listen as Gavin and Kurtis get into a Connery-Off while Bryan tries to maintain order amongst the chaos.  Also, Kurtis is sick, we talk about a maize maze, and we sing a bunch more!

KGBcast Special: [NYCC] The Heart, She Holler Panel - Gavin is flying solo on this one, but he’s got special guest stars with him!  Special thanks to Adult Swim for setting this up and allowing us to speak with Patton Oswalt, Kristen Schaal, and Heather Lawless!

KGBcast Special: [NYCC] Adventure Time/Regular Show Panel - The second and final panel from the New York Comic Con as Gavin manages to talk to Pendleton Ward (creator of Adventure Time), Jeremy Shada (voice of Finn), Tom Kenny (voice of Spongebob/Ice King), J.G. Quintel (creator of Regular Show), Bill Sayler (voice of Rigby), and Sam Marin (voice of Benson/Pops/Muscle Man)!

Maybe next year, I’ll make it a point to be out in NYC to help Gavin out with the workload.  Absolutely fucking cool to have this.

nevver:

“If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.”  ― Patton Oswalt

nevver:

“If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.”
Patton Oswalt

kgbcast:

Looks like Mr. Oswalt has been listening to our old episodes…

Friend of the show Patton Oswalt?

kgbcast:

Looks like Mr. Oswalt has been listening to our old episodes…

Friend of the show Patton Oswalt?