The last of a dying breed.
This dreamboat is the current WWE United States Champion (whatever that means).
Anyway, he’s vegan and often gets vegan restaurant recommendations for cities he’s visiting from fans on Twitter.
He loves reading. On Twitter he thanked god for Thomas Pynchon, who helped him survive a 14-hour delayed flight. He also just finished reading “Freedom” by Jonathan Franzen.
And he has a dog named Kiefer Muffintop.
I throw my arms up because I don’t understand anything about anything anymore.