The last of a dying breed.
Time Out Chicago: Why do you think no one bothers you?
CM Punk: I have tattoos and I look like everyone else when I’m not in my underwear [trunks]. Actually, I’m not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don’t look like CM Punk when I’m not in my gear. And hipsters either don’t watch TV or they’re too cool to admit they watch wrestling. So no one even talks to me.
A 10-year-old girl was fatally shot last night while walking with her 7-year-old blind sister on the South Side.
Today when I woke up, I went online to see if any arrests were made, and realized I couldn’t even find information about the little girl killed in Humboldt Park. The 10-year-old killed yesterday became the top story.
Maybe if we get the Olympics, we can offer helmets and bulletproof vests to visitors. And Jody Weis can cross his arms, looking like a real badass, in front of whatever giant stadium we construct instead of giving more money to dilapidated schools or hiring more police to control gangs. Yeah, that will fix everything.
Glad to see your 100% ban on guns is working out for ya.