It’s a long, hard road from longhaired pretty boy smart fan darling to frosted-tipped friend’s cool dad with the sick Camaro who let you sneak that Smirnoff Ice and got that divorce last year on account of nailing the babysitter. Chris Jericho has travelled it, friend. Let him tell you about his best week ever.

I don’t care what some people think. I love the new tights.

Chris Jericho and Mickey Rourke on Larry King Live

After the show outside the arena, there was some sort of altercation between Chris Jericho and a female fan. I was not there to witness this, but from what I was told by people who saw it, as Jericho was driving out of the arena, a female fan jumped on top of his car. Jericho rolled down the window to yell at the fan and she spat at him. Jericho got out of his car and spit back at the female fan. The female fan’s boyfriend then ran in and threw a punch at Jericho. I had also heard that the female fan kicked Jericho in the knee as well. At this point, security jumped in and tried to restrain all three. Jericho apparantely pushed past security and tackled the female fan down to the ground.