Chocolade Haas

I love pancakes, but I hate cooking, so I was elated to discover pancake batter in a can. Just squirt it onto a griddle!

Adam Riff

MLE Chowdown

I love peanut butter. But more importantly for the statement you are about to read here, I know peanut butter. I know peanut butter the way Da Vinci knew fluid mechanics, the way Einstein knew physics, the way Grand Master Flash knows a turntable, the way Tom Brady knows how to perfectly balance throwing touchdowns and humping supermodels. I have eaten it. I have coddled it. I inhaled. What can I say? That’s how I spread.

Dave Bell, peanut butter expert