3 live reenactments of the crucifixion today in town, one guy lasted all but 2 minutes before he fell. we tried not to laugh, but his face plant was too much for us to handle with a straight face.

helen of destroy:

take THAT!

fuck yeah

“We hate it when our friends become successful.” -Morrissey

kayfabe: get a 360 and this game

kayfabe: so I can be in your posse

kayfabe: you want that casey?

kayfabe: you want me in your posse?

helenofdestroy: eww

helenofdestroy:

kayfabe thought it would be hilarious to add my mother to his facebook, nows shes always up in our business.

I hate you both so much.

helenofdestroy:

kayfabe thought it would be hilarious to add my mother to his facebook, nows shes always up in our business.

I hate you both so much.

helenofdestroy:

my own mom is a my cyber bully :(

I love your mom.

helenofdestroy:

kayfabe replied to your post: he breaks me :(

break his legs in return. I’ll get my bat.

what would i do without you? and thats not even being sarcastic, your my best friend and i love you.