I’m like Joaquin Phoenix, and you’re River. You were cool for a while, and then you died, and then I became the better brother, even though, EVEN THOUGH, we were both pretty subpar to begin with, and I still am.

Blair, explaining his popularity in relation to mine. It’s hard to believe I used to have double his followers back in ‘07. Now he nearly triples me. (via niki)

Yeah, that’s about right.

I’m just saying that I think it’s bullshit. I think it’s total, utter bullshit, and I don’t want to be a part of it. I don’t believe in it. It’s a carrot, but it’s the worst-tasting carrot I’ve ever tasted in my whole life.

Joaquin Phoenix on awards