Chan and Li’s maiden onscreen battle is appropriately titanic, but their long-awaited collaboration can’t possibly be dubbed a success when it also, to its everlasting shame, features a scene in which one of them pees in the other’s face.

Anyone want to spend the day watching kung fu movies with me?

Bonus Trailer of The Day:

Master Of The Flying Guillotine

Directed by Jimmy Wang Yu

Superstar Rajini Kanth Fight Part 2 (via downmusic1)

this guy would KILL YOU!

Excuse me, sir? FOOM FOOMFAFAFOOMFOOMFOOM (via Colin)

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