kayfabe
The last of a dying breed.
(via bellavita)
Michael Cera is the balls. (via theballs)
Michael Cera is rad as, but he will never be the balls. His thing is to be the opposite of the balls, in the coolest way possible. Which is kind of ballsy in itself. Maybe he is the balls. Maybe he’s better than everyone who is outwardly the balls because he’s not flaunting it…
They look really Eastern European here. It looks like Michael Cera could fix your WW2 era bicycle up in a jiff and Charlyne Yi could fix you a meal consisting mostly of cabbage.
onefootinthegrave asked: I've never read any of the Scott Pilgrim comics, but the bits I see on Tumblr are usually funny. But, I'd really like to punch Michael Cera in the throat and then kick him down a flight of stairs. What should I do about this?
Arrested Development, Nick and Norah, Juno, Superbad, his Drunk History skit, Michael Cera may play the same character but he plays it well and has been in some decent to great movies and shows. Year One sucked but I want to see Youth In Revolt and Paper Heart. And if Cera acts as the Scott Pilgrim from the comics, he won’t be playing the same character. Scott Pilgrim is a harmless asshole. A clueless asshole.
But if he can’t survive a kick down the stairs, he ain’t worth his salt. I say do it.
Okay, so you know how I said that Michael Cera and I made some awkward eye contact? By “awkward eye contact” I actually mean that he was staring me down. And, please, don’t think that I am saying this to brag and be like, “we TOTALLY had a moment!!!!!1!!!11” No, this was not like that. This was like, Michael Cera was just staring at me. And staring at me. And staring at me. Even the girls next to me noticed. They were like, “do you think he recognizes you? Have you met him before?” And I was like, “NO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD!”
This is an awkwardly angled photograph I took to display my point.
Remember when Michael Cera was going to play Thor?
