kayfabe
The last of a dying breed.
i'm sad about dj am and i love vaginas →
(via itsbedtime)
Love you, Molls.
The way Molls explains Defamer is very similar to how I explain Defamer to people as well.
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(via molls)
Molly: I'm opening an Argentine fast food stand
Tess: gentlest friend
Molly: called Jorge Luis Burgers
Tess: I'll start Austrian hot dogs
Tess: Anne's Franks
(via molls)
molly: since B.O. called air force one a “spiffy ride”, i feel like 20s slang is going to come back HARD.
mel: you say this about things all the time. this is why you have a dozen boxes of oversized neon shoelaces in your living room.
molly: ab-so-lute-ly! but i’m telling you right now, this one is the real mccoy.
mel: you’re just not very good at trend spotting,
molly: tryin’ to give me the bum’s rush, eh? The high-hat? Tryin’ to sell me some wooden nickels?
mel: what?
molly: Well, I say, applesauce! why are you being such a Mrs. Grundy?
mel: um, when you put it that way, i guess i am being kind of… a bluenose?
molly: now you’re on the trolley!
