Veteran Lingerie Football League official Mike Sampson has come under absolutely no fire after Saturday night’s blown interference call during the waning seconds of the Lingerie Football League matchup between the Orlando Tits and the Southern Orlando Even Bigger Tits.
“I am deeply, deeply indifferent about my actions in last night’s game. These women are going out there and busting their extremely attractive asses for 25 minutes, and the last thing I wanted to do was affect the game in any way, and unfortunately I did,” said Sampson. “But, fortunately, literally no one cares, especially the players. I mean, half of them think they’re playing volleyball.