The last of a dying breed.
Because I don’t have any childhood pictures of myself—those are meticulously organized in fireproof boxes at my parents’ house—I’ll be replacing the “C” in GCPOYT with “College”.
In this glamour shot, I’m dressed as Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. I hope it was Halloween, although I’m disapponted that I didn’t go as The SEXY Birds.1
1More terrifying than the plastic crow feasting on a chunk of my skin? That haircolor. Nice work, Lady Clairol.