hulu:

Someone at our company recently acquired the rights to and subsequently forced one of our publishers to watch Zyzzyx Road, the lowest grossing movie of all-time! It stars Tom Sizemore, Katherine Heigl, and Katherine Heigl’s Ringpop. Also, there’s a pelvic flower tattoo in the first five minutes, so there’s that.

This movie grossed $30. Seriously. Not a typo. Thirty dollars. Know what is a typo? The name of the road.

This movie. It is a spectacle.