kayfabe
The last of a dying breed.
Things Girls Do: Have this poster framed somewhere in their very first apartment:
What’s up, bitches? Diane Keaton here. I just got back from seeing The Women and, um, I couldn’t help but notice something: I AM NOT IN THIS MOVIE. Where the fuck am I? I am the queen bee of this shit… Hey, Hollywood. Write this down. Next time you make a two-hour vaginal suppository that hasn’t met a feminine cliché it didn’t dip in chocolate and shove down America’s gullet (smoking, shopping, cheating, faked orgasms, diets, supermodels, bubble baths, hunger, water breaking, Botox), maybe you should do your job and fucking call Diane Keaton. Bitches.
-Diane Keaton for The Stranger
I’m not certain whether this is real or fake (The Stranger pubbed this without any sort of disclaimer, and Lindy West wrote in SLOG about what a “major coup” they scored by having her as a guest-reviewer) — but I want to believe it’s real because in my head, Diane Keaton is the fiercest of fierce awesome bitches.
Female Bodybuilders (via Adam Riff)
(In keeping with the rampant misogyny of this ad)
Just goes to show you…
UnderBehind every stinky man is a slack tart.
This is a list I made when it occurred to me that it’s not that healthy to be a female character in comics. I’m curious to find out if this list seems somewhat disproportionate, and if so, what it means, really.
These are superheroines who have been either depowered, raped, or cut up and stuck in the refrigerator. I know I missed a bunch. Some have been revived, even improved — although the question remains as to why they were thrown in the wood chipper in the first place.
(via operationfailure)
